music monkey.

Who’s in the quoties for March 2006?

Suzu, Travis, Elliott, Christine AKA Elf, Stephen, JustinCredible, phoenixflames295, Joey, Jinx, Jason, Josh, Justin, Dude Num Two, Ryan, Thomas, and Matsanga.

Elliott: FUCK.
Elliott: iChat! Noooooo!
Suzu: YOU!
Suzu: BWHAHAHAHA
Elliott: *cries*
Suzu: XD
Elliott: DX I’m done for tonight! I’m just going.
Suzu: awww
Suzu: *does a little dance*
Elliott: >.> I’m happy for you. Rub it in why don’t ya? XD
Elliott: I get it back…sometime…soon…I hope…
Suzu: but i have it now XD

Suzu: Blip!
Suzu: XD
Elliott: You’re having too much fun, and making me jealous. XD
Suzu: lol sorry
Suzu: Blip!

Suzu: Elliott I do love you I really dWoosh!!!o
Elliott: XD
Elliott: Dwoosho! XD
Suzu: it happened when i was writing it!! XD

Suzu: 4. Favorite planet? VENUS. “A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH VENUS?”
Suzu: …ehehehe
Elliott: >.>
Elliott: WEENIS!
Suzu: mmhmm
Suzu: suuuuure
Suzu: XD
Elliott: Well obviously penis comes to mind first. I can’t dispute that one. I just wish it didn’t. XD

Elliott: Blip.
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Elliott: Blip.
Elliott: XD
Suzu: lol
Suzu: stoooppp

Suzu: skype scared meh O_O
Elliott: Skype is scary.
Elliott: iChat audio chat is much less threatening.
Suzu: i see
Elliott: It’s like comparing Blade to…Buffy. If you want vampires killed, Blade is the serious one, but he’s scary. Buffy’s the non-threatening one, but chances are without the help of her 50 different friends, she’s gonna get killed by that one vampire.
Suzu: lol

Suzu: XD 4. Favorite planet? VENUS. “A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH VENUS?”
Elf: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!

Elf: triple moca baby!!!
Elliott: …delicious. O.o
Elf: hells yeah
Elliott: GIMME!
Elf: i need to brush my teeth now though
Elliott: Gimmmmmmmme!
Elf: NEVER!!!!

We’ve added a new rule to the Quoties… No references to Chuck Norris. Fuck Chuck.

<3 Travis “exiva”

Back to Quoties…

phoenixflames295: *poke*
Elf: =p
phoenixflames295: *drops a sweettart on that tounge*

Travis: Dr. Travis is in. *holds out coin jar….* 5 cents….. Eh, its on the house.

Travis: So, how’s about those Grapefuit league games?

Travis: i’m a ninja stalker….. Splinter Cell style
Travis: >_> <_ <

Travis: *super ginormus poke from across the room!*
Travis: *me misses and falls out the window.*
Travis: >_<
Travis: Luckily I know the cheat code for no clipping in the game of life… up up down left up right down down a b a b b a a b
Travis: Feel free to laugh any time /me looks at imaginary watch

Travis: hey
Suzu: yay!!! travis!!!
Travis: ^_^
Suzu: nuuuu meh face!!!
Suzu: ^_^
Suzu: XD
Suzu: ha!
Travis: -_-\
Suzu: XD
Suzu: -_-\
Suzu: ha!
Suzu: lol
Suzu: sorry
Suzu: wow
Suzu: i’m
Suzu: hyper
Suzu: XD
Suzu: ok
Suzu: i’ll
Suzu: stop
Suzu: now
Travis: =)
Suzu: =)
Suzu: lol
Travis: heh
Suzu: sorry couldnt help mehself
Travis: tis ok

Suzu: =p
Suzu: when did you steal my sticky-outty tongue face?
Elliott: *gasp* And you were all like “Stop using that tongue face!” when I was using it first! =P =P =P
Suzu: no you were using :p
Suzu: or
Suzu: so =p!
Elliott: Shhhhhhh. >.>
Elliott: Fine then. =P

Travis: Major props for being in a dryer on think geek.
Suzu: *bows*

Travis: I’m a box whore =\

Elliott: Damn Dell! >.<
Suzu: *points and laughs* XD

Joey: ZippnDippnDoodle.
Joey: Is that like…
Joey: Zip up your pants, get some fun dip, and pee in the snow?
Joey: Though, I think my plan may be flawed if you zip up your pants and pee in the snow…

Suzu: smorg!

Travis: O_o
Suzu: wedjawha
Travis: yes.
Travis: exactly

Travis: you done yet?
Suzu: I feel the need to bug someone

Suzu: wow! you have to pay for your balls now. and they are only 25 cents! XD

Suzu: pratice makes perfect!

JinX: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
JinX: *falls over laughing*
JinX: *falls out of chair*
Elliott: …you typed…as you fell out of the chair!
Elliott: Amaaaazing.

Suzu: say hello to my little lizard

Suzu: i’m typred
JinX: haha
Suzu: ooo i cant even spell tired right now
Suzu: XD
Suzu: lol it was a cross between tired and hyper wow i’m special

Suzu: *cries*
Joey: GOOD!
Joey: I’M GLAD!
Joey: >_>

Suzu: you made it!!! *claps*
Elliott: *does the I needa pee dance*
Suzu: lol needa go somewhere?
Suzu: or just the wrong dance?
Elliott: Wrong dance. XD

Elliott: Now that’s not what you told me earlier young lady…that’s older than me…

Travis: You’ve got Mail…. iChat!

Elliott: YOU LEFT ME! DX
Suzu: lol sorry a little birdy in my head told me to restart
Elliott: You have birdies in your head? O.o
Elliott: This is a revelation I have not discovered.
Elliott: They don’t pop out of your mouth or anything cool like that…like a cuckoo clock…
Suzu: lol nope sorry XD

Suzu: *does the queen wave* XD
Elliott: You’re just special. XD
Suzu: I’m glad you agree XD

Suzu: argh why am i not getting warmer!! grrr lol laptops are supposed teh get your lap all nice and toasty
Jason: lol
Suzu: ooooo my charger is allllllllllll noice and toasty!!! yay!!!
Suzu: *cuddles with charger* XD
Jason: lmao
Jason: i love my nice warm couch and bed!!
Suzu: lol well grrr you and your noice warm couch and bed while i have a noice warm lappy and charger XD
Jason: muhhahahhaaaa
Suzu: i’ll come over there and steal them away from you bwhahahahaha XD
Jason: u can try
Jason: if you suceed then well good for u
Suzu: oh i will i’m all ninja like and what not! XD
Jason: really now, i wanna see ur deadly ninja skillz
Suzu: but you wont see me because i’m all ninja like!! XD
Jason: ya but i have ulimate ninja vision
Suzu: oh but i’m no ordinary ninja ….. i’m a 1337 N1NJ4!

Josh: next time I’m cast overboard I’m not taking a raft, I’m taking a lime, I will be saved by the bouyancy of citrus.

JinX: It’s like having Chucks without paying the price! They are fo chucks…. I’ll call then fucks!

Travis: There he is
Travis: Ah the power of will power.
Travis: =p
Travis: call him shenanigans. rofl

Travis: Ok now you ignore me =’(
Suzu: no no i’m not XD
Travis: *sniffles & wipes the snot from my nose* really?
Suzu: lol
Suzu: really
Suzu: *huggles*
Travis: YAY! *huggles back*
Suzu: lol

Travis: SON OF A BITCH!
Travis: fucking papercut.
Travis: This book shall suffer! /me grabs a lighter.

Suzu: ooo i am soooooo yoinking your phone numba!! *yoinks*
Suzu: *does the yoinked phone number dance* hehehe XD

Travis: I rule.
Travis: I’m too school for cool.
Travis: No wait, I’m too cool for school. >_<

Travis: So was a slap necessary ?
Travis: lol
Elliott: Yes.
Elliott: For drinking any Zero drink,.
Travis: I had no choice
Elliott: You think I care?
Travis: No
Travis: but you should.
Elliott: I’m a heartless bitch, yea!
Travis: YES!

Elliott: Touuuuuuch it.
Elliott: You know you wanna! Just a little tap!
Suzu: nuuuu
Suzu: ok i’ll kick it and spit on its left overs

Suzu: did ya get it?
Suzu: did ya get it?
Suzu: did ya get it?
Suzu: did ya get it?
Suzu: did ya get it?
Suzu: did ya get it?
Suzu: did ya get it?
Suzu: XD
Elliott: Yes, I got it. Aieeee!
Elliott: XD

Suzu: did you have fun at your grandmothers anyways?
Elliott: Yup. I felt like a little kid again, all watching Cartoon Network and stuff.
Suzu: awwww iddle ellwit felt like a little kid again *coughcoughyoungan!coughcough*
Elliott: >.>
Suzu: XD
Elliott: *coughcoughf’youcoughcough* =p I kid! XD Don’t hurt me! *runs and hides*

Travis: ^_^
Suzu: oh that is sooooooo my face
Suzu: grrr
Travis: and i sooooooooo stole it
Travis: ^_^
Suzu: =’(
Travis: Sorry, you can have it back
Suzu: yay!!! ^_^

Suzu: Face war!!!! XD
Travis: ^_-
Suzu: ^-^
Travis: <_>
Travis: lol
Suzu: >_<
Travis: x_x
Suzu: O_o
Travis: O.O
Suzu: X.x
Travis: ^.^
Suzu: < .<
Travis: =p
Travis: I WIN!
Suzu: nope
Travis: Awww ='(
Suzu: lol
Travis: but.... i had a full graphic face.
Travis: not text
Travis: That is teh win!
Suzu: lol you lost cuz you used it you can use them!!
Travis: Nuhuh
Suzu: mmhmm!!
Travis: =(

Suzu: Elliott ----> >:-| Trekkie
Travis: hes a trekkie?
Travis: hahahah
Travis: hahahahahahahahah

Travis: BEST PSP advert
Suzu: ?
Travis: http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/pspparisbus.jpg
Suzu: oooooooommmmmmm
Suzu: gggggggggggggg
Travis: lol
Suzu: *god needed his own line*
Suzu: XD
Travis: LOL!

Suzu: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php
Elliott: I know that movie.
Suzu: just for you XD
Elliott: You just did it to me. I’m gonna go psycho now. XD
Suzu: mmhmm
Elliott: XD
Suzu: oh.. um i needa go take a shower XD
Elliott: >.>
Elliott: You evil person. I know you hate me, but seriously. XD
Suzu: lol

Travis: I cant cook in a dorm room
Suzu: i have a kitchen
Travis: Wtf I’m supposed to use a lighter to make mac and cheese?
Suzu: right across from meh
Suzu: with a stove and oven
Suzu: so =p
Travis: …..I knew that. I’ve been to tons of dorm’s
Travis: I was just making sure… you knew
Suzu: lol
Travis: *nods*
Suzu: mmhmm
Suzu: suuuuuure
Travis: …..<_ < >_>
Travis: i was!

Suzu: well you still owe be a call =p
Suzu: *chews on phone*
Elliott: Is that what you do when you’re wanting me to call? XD
Suzu: no
Suzu: i just wanna chew on something
Elliott: Ah. =p
Elliott: My call owing is probably gonna rack up. XD
Suzu: awwww =(
Suzu: fine then *tear*
Elliott: =(
Elliott: I don’t wanna make yeh sad. =(
Suzu: well you are
Suzu: i have some tears runnin down meh face right now =p
Elliott: No you don’t. =p
Suzu: actually i do
Elliott: Awww, why?
Suzu: its just from my contact XD
Elliott: XD
Elliott: You faker. XD I’m going to sleep. =p
Suzu: =(
Suzu: fine then
Suzu: dont ever talk to meh again =p
Suzu: *block* grrrr
Elliott: =(
Suzu: *turns ringers off*
Suzu: =p
Elliott: =’(
Suzu: say byebye
Suzu: *waves*
Elliott: Nuuuuuuu!
Elliott: =(
Suzu: yuuuuusss
Elliott: But why? =(
Suzu: cuz your a meany head =p
Elliott: =(
Elliott: I’m almost…uh…50.1% sure you don’t really care if I call or not. XD
Suzu: well i did
Suzu: now i’m just gonna block ya i was just waiting to see what you were writtin
Elliott: =(
Suzu: byebye have a noice nappy XD
Elliott: Nuuuuuuu!
Elliott: Please nooooo! =(
Suzu: you dont wanna call meh nor talk to meh
Suzu: I do wanna talk to you!
Suzu: so i go blooooooock
Elliott: Noooooo! =(
Elliott: Don’t go block! XD
Suzu: *waves*
Elliott: =’(
Elliott: Nuuuu Suzanne. Please don’t? =(
Elliott has gone offline.
Elliott (other screen name): You actually friggin’ blocked me. Holy fuck. XD
Suzu: lol yes yes i did
Elliott is now online.
Elliott: *poke* =(
Suzu: hiya XD
Elliott: =’( Well, I called. You didn’t answer. XD
Suzu: its on silent remember?
Elliott: I guess you don’t wanna talk to me then. =p
Suzu: i guess
Suzu: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php
Elliott: I know that movie. =p
Suzu: just for you XD
Elliott: You just did it to me. I’m gonna go psycho now. XD
Suzu: mmhmm
Elliott: XD
Suzu: oh.. um i needa go take a shower XD
Elliott: >.>
Elliott: You evil person. I know you hate me, but seriously. XD
Suzu: lol
Elliott: Oh well. =\
Elliott: And I just had this MacBook Pro on order for you. Guess I’m gonna have to cancel it because you hate me.
Suzu: gonna call again i’ll answer this time XD
Elliott: Nope. I made the call that I owed you. XD
Suzu: ok then
Suzu: your choice wont bother meh any
Elliott: Okay. We’ll see about that. =p Beddytime now then. XD
Suzu: meh
Suzu: i may not be here whe you get back since you hate meh
Elliott: I don’t hate you. =(
Elliott: But I don’t like you either. XD
Elliott: Nope. Not either.
Elliott: I love you! =p
Suzu: mmhmm
Suzu: then its a hate love relationship
Elliott: But you’re the only one hating here. XD
Suzu: mmhmm
Elliott: Eh, guess I’ll just live with that. Okay.
Suzu: have a noice nap and not talking to me
Elliott: I just have this hunch our conversation will seriously degrade as I’m tired. XD
Suzu: mmhmm
Suzu: like what ever!
Elliott: It won’t be a long nap. XD I’ll try for it not to be.
Suzu: mmhmm
Suzu: suuuuure
Elliott: Hey, you lived quite a few hours without talking to me. 30-45 more minutes isn’t gonna hurt. XD
Suzu: yus it will
Elliott: But why will it? =(
Suzu: cuz i’m emo XD
Elliott: XD Ahuh, that is such an emo thing to say.
Suzu: i have a knife in my hand! *holds out a plastic knife*
Elliott: …
Suzu: i’ll cut myself i really will!! XD
Elliott: …good luck trying that. XD
Suzu: noone loves me everyone hates me waaahh
Suzu: why even stay in this life?
Suzu: noone will care if i’m not here anymore
Elliott: XD
Elliott: Yup, totally. XD
Suzu: O.O
Suzu: =’(
Elliott: Just keep going. I hear those little jaggies on those plastic knifes can really causes some scrapes. XD I love you. =p
Suzu: =( wwaaahhhhh
Suzu: *goes off and crys cuz noone loves meh and cuts self*
Suzu: *dies*
Elliott: NOOOOOOOOOOO! =’(
Suzu: =( MY POOR TATTOOS!!!
Suzu: =’(
Elliott: XD
Elliott: Suzanne?
Suzu: yus?
Elliott: I love you. =p
Suzu: http://wiki.ehow.com/Be-Emo-Phase-1
Elliott: Now stop being emo with your plastic knife. XD
Elliott: Now I’m gonna go and sleep while you read up on how to be emo. Seems like you have something to occupy your time now. =p
Suzu: =’(
Elliott: That’s a good start! I think you’re learning already! XD
Elliott: Now stop being sad. =p Please? It’s just a little power nap.
Elliott: I’ll be up before you know it.
Suzu: *cries* YOUR LEAVEING ME I CANT BELIEVE YOUR LEAVING ME WAAHHHH
Suzu: =’(
Elliott: XD
Elliott: Well start believing. Cause it’s true!
Suzu: waahhh
Elliott: Awww, I’m sorry. But it just had to be done. =p
Suzu: “Emo kids do not cut themselves, so don’t. This is a misconception of emos.”
Suzu: oops
Elliott: Jeez, you fail.
Elliott: Stop failing Suzanne. =p
Suzu: awww =(
Suzu: =’(
Suzu: fine
Suzu: wahhh
Suzu: i hate you you hate me everyone just HATES ME!!! *crys*
Suzu: *runs away*
Elliott: …well then. XD
Elliott: Can I just take my nap now and help you with your everybody-hates-me complex in a few minutes? XD
Suzu: no grr *cries*
Elliott: I’ll, uh, take that as a no. =p
Suzu: lol if you had just called me from the beginning then this wouldnt of happened!
Elliott: No, but that makes no difference because then I wouldn’t be napping anyway. XD
Suzu: yes you would of you woulda been like i’m tired can i go take a nap
Suzu: and i would been like aww i’m sorry go to sleep i love you
Suzu: but noooooooo
Suzu: you had to turn me EMO!!!
Suzu: *cries*
Elliott: XD
Suzu: you mean person you *cries* i cant believe you would play with my heart like you do waaahhh *cries some more*
Elliott: Jeez, you sound like me. =p
Elliott: I’m the only one allowed to be a fake emo. XD
Suzu: nope sorry
Elliott: =\
Suzu: you played with my heart too much Elliott I cant believe you would do something like that you know what?! i dont care about you anymore!! *cries forever*
Elliott: That’s a lot of crying. O.o
Suzu: OMG you dont even care!
Elliott: XD
Elliott: You stopped caring about me when you first met me. Come on. XD
Suzu: you know what…. BLOCK!
Suzu: waahhh
Suzu: i cant believe you would say that to me *cries*
Elliott: Awww, come on. =p You know it’s true. XD
Suzu: waahhhhh
Suzu: *gets up right next to his ear* WAAAAHHHH!!!! *cry*
Elliott: OWWWWWW! XD
Elliott: That was loouudddd. >.< Suzu: awwww did i hurt you?!!?!?! wwaahhhh i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry *cries some more* i hurt you!!! waahhh i'm sorrrrrrrryyyyy
Elliott: No you didn't hurt me. Suzanne, stop crying. =p
Suzu: .... YOU LIED TO ME!!!! *cries* i cant believe you would LIE to me Elliott!!!!
Elliott: I said ow! That's an initial reaction I have when people tap me! XD
Suzu: *cries* waahhhhh
Elliott: Suzaaaaaane! >.< Suzu: eeeeellllllllllliiiiiiioooottttttttttt waaaahhhhh*cries*
Elliott: Stop...crying! XD
Suzu: i'm emo i cry about everythign! *cries about being emo*
Elliott: I love you! Stop being emo! >.< Suzu: but but but if you had JUST called me then NONE of this would of happened *cries*
Elliott: ...do you want me to call? =p
Suzu: *cries* yus ='(
Elliott: Really and truly? XD
Suzu: *nods* *cries*
Elliott: If I call can I get a nap? XD
Suzu: after the call ='(
Elliott: Oh, not during? =p
Suzu: waahhhh you wanna sleep while talking to meeee *cries*
Elliott: XD
Elliott: Suzanne, really. XD Stop being emo. =p I'll call after the nap. I swear. =p
Suzu: ='(
Suzu: wwahhhh

Travis: you could die from that, then i'd be sad because I'd only have elliott to have funny conversations with, then I'd become emo, and then my ex's emo-dar would go off and she'd wheel her ass to my house and be even more totally turned on and... yeah... so see it would be bad.
Suzu: lol omg wow XD
Travis: yes, emo-dar
Suzu: XD that makes me giggle
Travis: Emo people have a built in radar to find eachother.

Suzu: 2 hours
Travis: damn
Suzu: its a big folder XD
Suzu: sorry =(
Travis: im just kidding ^_^
Travis: Oh yes I stole it
Travis: What 'cha gonna do about it. OooOoOooOOooooooOooooo....
Suzu: ^_^
Suzu: XD
Suzu: that lol
Travis: Damn. I got pwnt.

Suzu: ok he said he was only gonna be asleep for half an hour
Suzu: its been 2
Travis: His powernap skills suck.
Suzu: i agree
Travis: Freakin' ... nub.
Travis: ;P
Suzu: lol

Suzu: ooo his away message changed from teh 5133p to foodage that means he woke up
Travis: His powernap skills still suck
Travis: He's only a level 2 powernapper
Travis: You need level 48 to be good.
Suzu: mmhmm
Suzu: lol

Travis: I can Increase my sexual desire according to this spam

Suzu: I wanna be on top!

Suzu: I think Mr Pacman is liking it too much under my shirt he doesnt want to come out!! XD
Travis: O.o
Travis: What was he.....

Travis: I broke my MDX cherry today
Travis: Bled everywhere, it was horrible =/
Suzu: awww
Travis: It was green oddly enough O_o
Travis: I was slightly concerned.
Suzu: .....
Suzu: ook
Travis: Cause mdx is gree... Ok it was a bad joke.
Travis: *sniffs* Stop making fun of meeee!
Suzu: i'm not =/
Travis: yes you are! /me grabs another plastic knife.
Travis: ITS NOT WORKING!
Suzu: ..........
Suzu: lol ok have fun with that XD
Travis: I'll be here a while.
Travis: ...3 days later.... finally broke skin!

Travis: ...I just thought of something.
Travis: You're trapped under a rock (you're arm is stuck)
Travis: All you have is a plastic knife.
Travis: .....How long will it take?
Suzu: i'd bite it off =p
Travis: ...You have no teeth.
Suzu: ok then *sucks on a lifesaver*
Suzu: XD
Travis: A lifesaver?! You aren't in the water! You're trapped under a rock. Duh.
Travis: There's no water.
Suzu: no the candy =p
Travis: ...Oh, but that still doesnt help the arm situation.
Suzu: lol
Suzu: so
Travis: So you'd just give up?
Travis: and die eating a lifesaver?
Travis: ...Good choice.

Stephen: hey
Stephen: just a sec, i just had water explosivly boil
Stephen: and i am cleaning up the aftermath
Suzu: ooooo lol how did you do that?
Suzu: microwave?
Stephen: i microwaved water and it was boiling already so i put in coffee grounds and it exploded

Stephen: hey
Suzu: hey
Suzu: iiiiiiiiiiiii ... um... lol i just forgot what i was gonna say XD
Stephen: lol
Suzu: i'm just special like that XD
Stephen: lol

Justincredible: Im in class!
Justincredible: Thanks for interupting me!

Justincredible: Im bored
Suzu: i was sleeping
Justincredible: ?
Justincredible: then how did you msg me
Justincredible: Sleep typing

Suzu: yay!!! iChat
Travis: <3 the iChat.
Travis: <3 it i say!!!
Suzu: lol
Travis: ^_^
Travis: *bazooka bazooka* *hands suzanne some gum* ^_^

8:58 PM
Travis: hi
9:40 PM
Travis: *poke, poke*
9:50 PM
Travis: YOU DONT LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Suzu: someone from mastercard just called my cell phone and was like blah blahb lah can i have you age please (me 18) click!
Suzu: i got up for that shit?
Suzu: bah

Elliott: *poke*
Suzu: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! *snap*

Suzu: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/geek/macintosh
Elliott: O.O

Stephen: im having my soul consumed by the endless void that is this lab report

Travis: Hey buttery popcorn head

Travis: Skype me! ...That sounds so dirty.
Suzu: i am
Travis: Kinky. XD

Travis: *poke*
Suzu: *kicks*
Travis: OW
Travis: What happened to biting?!
Suzu: thats only when ppl are down here

Travis: *poke poke*
Travis: /me dives back so i can't get kicked. HA!
Suzu: *bite bite*
Suzu: XD

Suzu: ⋯ (indication that someone is typing in iChat)
3:05 AM
Travis: there better be an essay in that message.
3:15 AM
Travis: A novel.

Travis: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke /me is out of breath...*
Travis: my arm hurts too

Travis: why can't i apple tab! ='(
Travis: Anywho.
Suzu: cuz it doesnt like ya
Travis: Jesus doesn't love me?
Suzu: nope
Travis: That bastard! DX
Suzu: yep yep
Travis: See if I ever do anything for him again.
Suzu: lol

Suzu: mmmm strawberry daiquiri
Suzu: oh how i've missed you

Suzu: *eats a lifesaver* none for you!!!!
Suzu: thou life shall not be saved!!
Elliott: Awwww *sulks*
Elliott: I'm a heathen child. I know I shall not be saved. XD

Suzu: yay!!! *does a happy jangle*
Elliott: When I learn how to set it up that is. XD *pokes Tux* Make it work, you lazy penguin!
Elliott: I see you...just sitting all the time.
Elliott: With your funny little penguin sit.

Suzu: its still an xbox
Suzu: its like a EXTREME cousin of the 360
Elliott: Just don't hurt your foot too much kicking it. They're built like friggin' rocks. XD
Suzu: extreme DISTANT cousin
Suzu: oh it wont hurt me
Elliott: Lol. I was wondering about how it could be the extreme cousin.
Suzu: its all icky and shit where the 360 is all pretty and sexy

Justincredible: Im back
Suzu: hey!!!
Suzu: yay!!!!
Justincredible: with NO brbs
Suzu: omg really?!?!
Justincredible: yess
Suzu: yes!!!!
Suzu: *does a happy dance*
Justincredible: =0)
Justincredible: um... brb tho

Suzu: XD it took me like 7 trys to spell your name XD
Suzu: i'm special
Justincredible: lol
Justincredible: J-u-s-t-i-n

Justin: i got the big scary ghosty girl on mario
Justin: she boob bamfs things... >_<

Suzu: *poke poke*
Joey: *stab stab*
Suzu: O_O =(
Suzu: since me going on that you dont like meh XD
Joey: *bazooka bazooka*
Suzu: =( =’( ok then i’ll go byebye then *sniffle sniffle*
Joey: I should probably say *LAW LAW* not *bazooka bazooka*
Suzu: bazooka is a bubble gum tho XD
Joey: LAW is definitely not xD
Joey: I would hope someone wouldn’t market Light Anti-Tank Weapon as a bubblegum brand.
Suzu: lol hopefully
Joey: *thermonuclear bomb thermonuclear bomb*
Suzu: i really can feel the love Joey
Joey: *total annihilation total annihilation*
Suzu: ok ok i’ll stop talkin to ya =/
Joey: lol
Joey: I just wanted to get back at you for poking me.
Suzu: mmhmm
Suzu: well i think you got meh back =p
Joey: Damnedable pokes. They give me rashes. In naughty places.
Suzu: mmhmm
Joey: THEY HURT!
Suzu: well i’m sworry

Suzu: lol i’m sooo resisting from pokin ya right now XD
Joey: *arms the nukes* >_>
Suzu: lol i’m not gonna =p
Joey: *signals the SWAT team to stand down* …
Suzu: yay!! XD
Joey: *Signals them to move in due to her “xD”-ness of the situation*
Joey: Are they there yet?
Joey: Oi. Did I get the wrong dorm again?
Suzu: yes yes you did
Joey: Oops

Joey: Crime Stoppers would like snitches– er, callers C1024 and C1033 to call back.

Suzu: eeee hes just a tail!!
Travis: What kind of drugs are you on
Travis: …and share.
Suzu: lol chewy gobstoppers

Travis: *jumps on suzu’s bed* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *throws a pillow*
Travis: Hyper!
Travis: *throws another pillow* stop ignoring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =’(
Suzu: tis not teh suzzu
Suzu: muhahaha
Suzu: she is in teh potty
Travis: Oh
Travis: …Sorry you got hit with a pillow.
Suzu: tis ok
Suzu: shes back
Suzu: say hi
Travis: *throws a pillow at suzu* HI!
Suzu: no i will not say hi to Travis *kicks travis*
Suzu: shes a lil cranky
Travis: Ow goddamn! *throws another pillow*
Suzu: AHHHH! Im out of here. Its all you suzu
Travis: Lol
Travis: Gotta stay out of the line of fire *wink*

Travis: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke ….poke …….po….* *falls over.*

Travis: *poke*
Suzu: *kick*
Travis: OW
Suzu: XD hiya
Travis: *grabs leg* ……nice to see you too.
Suzu: lol
Suzu: i still think you should transfer
Travis: lol
Travis: Not if you’re gonna kick me!
Suzu: i wont kick ya if you were down here XD
Travis: oh yeah I bet
Suzu: i only bite
Travis: I have nothing to say.
Suzu: lol
Suzu: o rly?
Travis: rly
Suzu: i hate that shit its so stupid ~_~
Travis: RLY!?
Travis: lol
Suzu: grrrr *punches*
Travis: OW! I thought you only bit!
Travis: What the hell!
Suzu: when you are down her
Suzu: here
Suzu: not her
Travis: What if i am down her?
Travis: Then what??? lol
Suzu: then good for her XD
Suzu: hope she doesnt bite XD

Suzu: o-O
Travis: NINJA I TOLD YOU!
Travis: =p
Travis: err
Travis: no, Stalker. Yeah thats it…. which ever, I’m both. I am a N1nj4 Splinter Cell Stalker….. guy.

Suzu: *eats a milk dud*
Suzu: i really shouldn’t be eating these =p
Travis: /me takes the box away
Suzu: nuuuuuuu
Suzu: *gets some milk*
Travis: You are an odd child.
Travis: ../me beats you to the kitchen and drinks the milk…. and eats teh cheese just incase.
Suzu: thirsty
Suzu: its french cheese XD
Travis: …………/me has an odd look on his face while chewing.

Suzu: You know you live in 2006 when…
Suzu: 1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
Travis: LOL!
Suzu: 2.) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
Travis: True
Suzu: 3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have AIM/msn/xanga/myspace.
Suzu: 4.) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
Travis: True
Travis: I SO DO THAT!
Suzu: i ate it =p
Suzu: 6.) your evening activity is the computer.
Travis: =’(
Travis: Yes, yes it is.
Suzu: 7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
Travis: *nods*
Suzu: 8.) as you read this list, you think about how stupid you are to read this.
Travis: *nod…. wait.
Travis: =’(
Suzu: 9.) and… you were too busy to notice number 5.
Suzu: 10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
Travis: >_<
Suzu: 11.) and now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
Travis: Stop watching me!
Suzu: lol
Suzu: wow my second laugh for the day!
Suzu: w00t!
Travis: /me looks behind me…. you aren’t there
Travis: Effin N1nj4.
Suzu: i am i am

Suzu: *poke poke*
Travis: woohoo
Suzu: *bites*
Travis: thanks
Suzu: *kicks*
Travis: OW
Travis: =’(
Suzu: *pets*
Travis: *sniffs*
Suzu: *hands a thin mint*
Travis: ^_^

Suzu: heya
Suzu: this is someone else
Justincredible: who is this
Suzu: friend
Justincredible: hi friend
Justincredible: I’m me
Justincredible: nice to meet you
Suzu: yep yep
Suzu: nice tah meet ya as well

JinX: i’m roasting marshmellow creme
JinX: *wink*
JinX: with a lighter

Travis: I am Travis (God.) Hear me rawr.

Travis: Oh and you got bumped from the page of the facebook! WHASSSAHHHH! Ok i gotta jet. *WOOSH!* N1nj4 style.

Stephen: I can probably still arrange another ride to richmond on sunday if you don’t think you’ll be up to it
Suzu: nah i’m coming down
Stephen: ok
Suzu: cant get rid of me that easily XD
Stephen: blast!!!!!……I mean……I would never try that….XD
Suzu: mmhmm suuuure

JinX: SKYT!!!!!
JinX: *GLOMPS*
Suzu: lol
Suzu: i missed you!!!
JinX: i missed you too

Travis: *n1nj4 stance* wosshanana

Travis: O_O
Travis: HOW DID WE FORGET?!
Travis: Go get a cake!!! Happy 5th birthday OSX!
Suzu: lol

Elf: wanna go shopping???
Suzu: lol
Suzu: will you go to the post office with meh?
Elf: …
Elf: …
Elf: …
Elf: …
Elf: maybe
Elf: lol
Suzu:
Elf: of course\
Suzu: YAY!!
Suzu: ^_^

Suzu: I GOT AN STD PIZZA!!!!

Suzu: i’m allll weeetttt eeewwww
Travis: …Thats what happens when you take a shower.
Suzu: lol
Suzu: usually
Travis: Well, unless it’s an italian one. Just spray on some deodorant and go.

Travis: o.O
Suzu: i’m a stewart
Travis: I see.
Suzu: and the stewarts are related to the tutors
Travis: cool
Suzu: so i’m royalty! XD
Travis: *kneels*
Suzu: lol
Suzu: raise oh friend of mine XD
Travis: yay! ^_^
Suzu: lol *hands a cookie*

Travis: *Kicks the floor*
Travis: ow.
Suzu: lol
Suzu: careful it bites back
Travis: That it does.

Suzu: chew gum
Travis: Don’t have any. Too lazy to go get
Suzu: *throws a pack*
Travis: *catches*
Travis: *looks at the pack* What is this? Winterfresh? Never heard of it
Travis: =p
Suzu: hahaha
Travis: XD

Travis: I have a hankering for some thin… *drools* mints *drool*
Suzu: lol
Travis: Best cookies ever.
Suzu: mmm i like the samoas
Travis: they had a frozen cow juice thin mint flavored
Travis: It was god.
Suzu: …………….
Suzu: frozen cow juice thin mint
Travis: …Translation from Travisense: Thin Mint ice cream.
Suzu: ok
Suzu: thats what i thought but it still kinda scared me XD
Travis: …it came out that way from the cow.
Travis: That’s one impressive cow. *nods*
Suzu: yes they did have and still do have thin mint icecream
Travis: NO FREAKING WAY
Travis: I’m going to the grocery stoore

Suzu: iiiiiii got an STD pizza ^_^
Travis: O.o
Travis: DONT EAT IT!
Travis: Incinerate it!!!!
Suzu: XD

Travis: STD’s can be transmitted by Pizza now?
Travis: /me never orders a pizza again.

Travis: O.O
Suzu: wut?
Travis: Pizza with STD’s!

Travis: /me feels like God.
Travis: /me uses his powers for evil.

Suzu: you
Suzu: Travis
Suzu: travis
Suzu: travis
Suzu: travis
Suzu: travis
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Suzu: =/
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Suzu: travis
Suzu: travis
Travis: O_o
Suzu: travis
Suzu: you
Travis: yes
Travis: i travis
Travis: you suzanne

Travis: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *gasps for air* iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Travis: *falls over*
Suzu: *hands a cookie*
Travis: *ooooo cookie*

Travis: WHY ARENT MY BLOWING SKILLS WORKING!

Suzu: THE MOVIE DUNE IS IN MY CHOCOLATLY DRINK! XD

Suzu: where do i go? where do you go? you follow the one fucking road your on to me! ok miss you will go to the Texaco station take a right go five and half miles south east you’ll see a guy in a yellow poncho his name his Hank hell take you to the whopper layer thats where you go and you got 10 minutes to get there or well take your food!

Suzu: *refreshes*
Travis: *pokes while you refresh*
Suzu: *pokes back*
Travis: *pokes back*
Suzu: *pokes*
Travis: *poke!*
Suzu: *poke*
Travis: *poke*
Suzu: *poke*
Travis: *poke poke poke*
Suzu: *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*
Travis: Agh!
Travis: it tickles….. you win you win!
Suzu: lol yay!!

Travis: I be back soon
Travis: quick nappy
Suzu: lol last time i heard that it was a couple hour nappy
Suzu: also known as the powernaps
Travis: I’m level 48
Travis: I’m awesome at powernaps.

Suzu: *poke poke*
Suzu: *kick kick*
Travis: *bazooka bazooka*
Travis: *blows a bubble and reads the comic*

Suzu: absence makes the heart forget
Suzu: spically the only thing keeping me to him was talking to him online
Suzu: but meh
Suzu: i really dont care
Dude Num Two: lol
Dude Num Two: boys are stupid
Suzu: lol and what are you?
Dude Num Two: man

Suzu: http://www.deviantart.com/view/21266143/
Travis: EVIL GUMI BEARS!
Travis: *runs away*
Suzu: lol
Travis: Wait!!!!!! I know their weakness!! *bites their head off*
Suzu: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/319059/
Suzu: XD
Travis: lmao

Suzu: http://www.deviantart.com/view/30042846/
Thomas: OH………………………….MY……………………..GAWD!!! that is the most sickeningly awsome thing i’ve ever seen!
Thomas: ‘The passion of gummi’
Suzu: but its just that effin great!
Suzu: XD
Suzu: OMG!!
Thomas: Before the crucifiction he was unmercifully flogged with twizzlers dipped in rock candy. OH THE INHUMANITY!!!

Suzu: http://www.deviantart.com/view/27231861/
Ryan: someone has a serious hate of gummi bears

Elf: Justin is cheating on me with hohos!
Suzu: damn you dont know where they have been!
Elf: They aren’t even REAL hohos! They are imitators!
Suzu: I guess he just likes them cheaper

Travis: lol bailey has to wear that collar thingy for 2 weeks
Suzu: aww
Travis: when he sits i get the urge to throw balls into it
Travis: =p
Suzu: lol
Suzu: you should XD
Travis: lol
Suzu: it would be funny
Travis: yeah
Travis: mom would kick my ass
Suzu: meh
Suzu: kick her back =p
Travis: lol

Travis: Randomness is fun! High Five! *jumps up*
Suzu: ~_~
Travis: *falls to the ground* ow.

Travis: My nap shills increased by 2
Travis: level 50!
Travis: *does a little dance*

Travis: High Five! *jumps up!*
Travis: *defys the laws of gravity by waiting in the air* n1nj4!
Suzu: *high five*

Travis: he’s sitting on moms arm now
Travis: with his head back
Travis: perfectly up.
Travis: I WANT TO THROW A PAPER BALL IN IT!
Travis: LMAO

Suzu: *yawns* i should start to work on it….
Travis: *pokes* go work
Suzu: i needa get dressed first
Travis: ….Good point.
Suzu: and not have a charger burning my back >.<
Travis: Nekkedness in public is not generally accepted by society… For whatever reason.
Suzu: meh i have a tshirt and ….. you know what there isnt a really good word for it cuz if you use underwear you sound like old and blah but if you say panties its like all prissy and blah XD
Travis: lmao
Suzu: its true!
Travis: Yep

Travis: brb class over
Travis: time to walk nextdoor

Travis: *falls over on desk* …ow. I need a pillow. =’(
Suzu: awwww me sworry *huggles* i’m a pillow!! XD
Travis: YAY!
Travis: so comfy.. ^_^
Suzu: lol
Suzu: thats what most ppl say XD
Travis: *fluffs the pillow* thats better.

Travis: I can’t spell my name =’(
Suzu: awww i’m …. sorry?
Travis: It’s ok.
Travis: I remembered it
Travis: iChat told me

Suzu: ok when my stomach is on fire the charger it too hot

Suzu: ok i have class i’ll talk to you later
Travis: *high fi… wait class. Ew.
Suzu: lol
Suzu: ty
Travis: Weclcome

Travis: GOD I HATE THIS KEYBOARD!
Travis: *smashes*
Suzu: *pets iBook keyboard*
Travis: I just ate the last oreo
Suzu: *strokes it*
Travis: O.o
Suzu: *cuddles with it*

Travis: I think its coming time for me to admit defeat in the face of staying awake
Suzanne Park: ooooo
Suzanne Park: nooooooo
Suzanne Park: i wanna talk to travis!!!
Suzanne Park: =(
Travis: alright, i’ll stay up
Travis: you talked me into it
Suzanne Park: yay!!!!
Suzanne Park: ^-^

Travis: O.o
Travis: I’ve been poked by Briarcliffe College?!
Travis: THE WHOLE COLLEGE?!
Travis: OW!

Suzu: ok i went to google
Suzu: and did “suzu needs” and guess what i need
Travis: *shrugs*
Suzu: Suzu needs to die.
Travis: O.o
Travis: What?
Suzu: thats what google said i need
Travis: Suzu needs to heal.. …
Travis: So that cancels out the die.
Travis: You win!
Suzu: lol
Suzu: and some sunscreen
Travis: and a car.
Suzu: “Suzu needs to DIE a very PAINFUL death”
Travis: and help.
Travis: WOO!
Travis: MINE ROCKS!
Travis: I need another beer!
Suzu: lol
Travis: 1. travis needs more practice with his spelling.
2. travis needs another beer.
3. travis needs to find out something about the the local underworld and
their methods.
4. travis needs to hop over to the westbank and get them made up with the rhinestones.
5. travis needs diamonds to finish the project.
6. travis needs to be booted before the f9.
7. travis needs a makeover.
8. travis needs no second wake-up call.
9. travis needs an adoptive family that will provide lots of love.
10. travis needs to be ready for anything, from overturned semi-trucks spilling
groceries during rush hour to snow storms.

Elf: instead of crabs I got frawgs!! XD
Elf: they don’t pinch as much but they sure are noisy
Elf: and you have to worry about the warts

Matsanga: eatable straws … like that you eat?!? I thought they only made panties like that?